Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 16, 2020

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    kdizzle  over 4 years ago

    Zed’s dead, Gonzo.

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    Charks  over 4 years ago

    What’s next for Z-Rod?

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 4 years ago

    P1, Hmm, The game ball in the shower. . .

    P2, That was before you got your first varsity loofah, Gonzo!

    P3, Aceves, I’ve given this a lot of thought. From now on. . . your name is Flounder.

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    Bucky  over 4 years ago

    P2 Are they using regulation size balls, no wonder nobody can hit off him???!!

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    Mr Reality  over 4 years ago

    In all reality , Look Gonzò forget about Z and forget about Zoro or Zero ,it’s Gonzo from now on . Remember sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt you . Thanks Mayor , can we name the guy in P 2 Pimple Puss ?

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    bearwku82  over 4 years ago

    P1- Pay attention meat. This is a palm ball. No, no. Forget the what you heard about Barry Bader.

    P2- Look at those meathooks on Gonzo. Mayor McMelty face is impressed.

    P3- Is that Leonard Fleming or Hiawatha James telling Gonzo to roll with it?

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    ranelson43  over 4 years ago

    Milford’s state-of-the-art locker room: P1 to P2 features time release shower beads.

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    Irish53  over 4 years ago

    So now ‘the mayor’ has spoken? Gimme a break. Can we put this clown in Mop’s brackets? I hate this guy already…..

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    hifirick1953  over 4 years ago

    Is this guy the Mayor or the Judge? or the Nick namer? Probably gave himself the Mayor title

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    twainreader  over 4 years ago

    As R&W put us to sleep, Gil Thorp goes #WOKE. It’s going to be a toss up. Read this &%#@ or catch C-9.Which would be worse?

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    James St. John Smythe  over 4 years ago

    Decent fantasy play by Thorp. Had a middle reliever came in to game in the 6th, they would have received a Hold and Gonzo wouldn’t have earned a Save. The two inning Save may mean he’s not available unless the next game is two weeks from today.

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    Results from the Villains Tournament Final Four Semifinals!

    Del Bader vs. Softball Moms: “Train kept a rollin’ all night long, train kept a rollin’ all night long…” Del Bader continues to plow through the competition, not only running everyone over but just demolishing them. The Moms nagging and whining were no match for Del, although they put up a better battle than just about any opponent has so far. The Cinderella story ends and Bader moves on to the Championship.

    Del Bader 89 – Softball Moms 41

    ”Wildcat” Maris vs. Chet Ballard: This was a classic between two evenly matched teams. Neither is afraid to use the most devious, underhanded tricks to get what they want, and they pulled out all the stops. Maris entered the half up by 3, but Ballard came out in the second half doing what he does best. Stealing, and converting. Back and forth they went. Maris had a shot to win it in regulation but Ballard slapped away his attempt. Tied in overtime, Marris hit a runner with 15 seconds left to go up by two. But Ballard remained cool, and with the clock running out, yelled out, “This one’s for you, Charlie!” as he launched a three from the corner. Nothing but net! He stormed off the court with his fists pumping, running towards his stepson. Charlie looked up and said, “What? Sorry, I wasn’t watching, what happened? I was reading the latest Mopped Up Thorp."

    Chet Ballard 78 – ”Wildcat” Maris 77 (OT)

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    Okay, this is it! The Championship Game in the Gil Thorp Villains/Annoyers Tournament! Voting is now open – Del Bader vs. Chet Ballard, two very deserving, devious, unlikeable finalists. Voting will remain open through tomorrow. Del is a huge favorite, but don’t count out Chet just yet!

    https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/75XPSVT

    Reminder that a full listing of the teams and up-to-date brackets is here:

    https://gttourney2.wordpress.com/

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    Klubble  over 4 years ago

    P2: Is that Mayor McCheese giving him the nickname? He must he thinking overtime, given no sweat in P1 but P2 causes panic sweat.

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    Need coffee  over 4 years ago

    P2.5: “Be sure to bring that ball to the next game so we can play! This isn’t a high budget major league operation.”

    P4: “And when you get a couple more saves, he’ll start calling you The Great Gonzo. You might as well start putting the Muppet chickens in your locker now.”

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    P1 – I’ll bet Butt Muench isn’t very happy right now. He hit a grand slam which was the margin of victory. Dragon Ball Z kid simply had to protect a 4-run lead.

    P2 – The Mayor sure gets nervous fast. He was dry in P1 and in between sentences he started sweating like a pig. And what’s with the tiny poker chip he gave Z?

    P3 – If he wouldn’t have gotten interrupted, “Call…me…Al!”

    I sure can’t wait for the day where it’s explained how The Mayor because so all powerful and influential so that anything he says is immediately adopted. Actually, I’m not holding my breath that this will ever be explained.

    And speaking of influential, Mopped Up Thorp contains to be a major influence on all of modern pop culture. And you can read it right here: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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