Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 31, 2020

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 4 years ago

    To the Death. . .LIII . . .

    Fifty-three and not playing with a full deck, unless Trump is thrown in on a Throne of pillar pillows.

    He could be the front smiling face card…

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    I knew my MURDER DEATH KILL throw pillows would come in handy.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Rules to a pillow fight:Must wear jamiesMust be goose down Provide next of kin info

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 4 years ago

    Quarantine getting to you, huh Teresa?

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    Radish...   over 4 years ago

    Love you to death.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago

    …death or glory becomes just another story…

    ..$75.00 for a pillow?…

    …Mr. Pillow told us to pray…

    …and it felt like he was taking the Lord’s name in vain…

    …preacher man talking on Tv… putting down that rock and roll…

    … axe me about a donation cuz he’s worried about my soul…

    …says Jesus walked on water…I know it’s true…

    …I saw the well timed photograph …

    …see, being invisible has it’s privileges…

    …and no one sees you when you’re sleeping …

    PILLOWS!

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 4 years ago

    CCWs for throw-pillow permits are flying out the window … especially those stitched with “Go Ahead … Make My Night” (beware of the obese-looking) ….

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    willie_mctell  over 4 years ago

    Inspirational decorator accessories make your home look like a reeducation camp.

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    6turtle9  over 4 years ago

    Frog down pillows are best when bidding someone adieu.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Throw pillows at twenty paces? Could you even throw a throw pillow that far? You look rather fat and sassy and entirely too smug for a real fight to the death, anyway. On the other hand, for those sarcastic remarks, maybe we’d qualify for Poison Pens across the Ink Well (the Ink Well is a Froglandian landmark noted for its dark yet pure water, fed by a long underground aquifer that local lore says extends to the Black Sea, the salts being leeched out by the long journey through limestone)….

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 4 years ago

    A bad penny.

    Heads and Tails on, and Happy Trails on Trigger and Tigger too

    Cross Stitching the ups and downs at the crossroads between life and death.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 4 years ago

    Funniest moments…

    When two high school guys were both head butting and belly butting back and forth at each other.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 4 years ago

    3 crap shots in a row

    Life is a gentler stream

    Spoon River a merry dreamaly

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