Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 08, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Who else besides me is reading this in Jack Nicholson voice.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You realise you just lost the other 50% of your following!

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    Very incisive.

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    dlkrueger33  over 4 years ago

    The tooth-lawyer’s “tie” looks like a g-string. Or, in this case, dental floss!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A catch-phrase in search of a raison d’etre.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Those two remind me of a cocktail!

    A cocktail, why?

    They’re aparitif.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    “Your honor, I would like to call my next witness, Laurence Olivier.”

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    Steve Dallas  over 4 years ago

    Weird. This exact same cartoon ran exactly one year ago today.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    “So you saw the accused buy a 20oz soda? really?” “Your honor, clearly the witness is lying, the accused only bought in molar quantities”

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    cdnalor  over 4 years ago

    “Who let that canine in here?”

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    StratmanRon  over 4 years ago

    Groan.Though clearly it opened the doors for a lot of puns…

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    Masterskrain  over 4 years ago
    No WONDER he’s such an incisor-ful lawyer in search of the tooth, it’s Perry Molar!
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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    The case was dismissed. The jury had an implant.

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    sandflea  over 4 years ago

    There’s got to be a bicuspid joke here somewhere.

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    OR-DA! 0R-DA!!! One more outburst like that and I’ll CROWN you!

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