Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 18, 2020

So, how long have these two been married?

First date banter?

Or, co-workers on coffee break?

“I would say they broke the mold after they made you, but I’m not sure one was used.”

She hasn’t met his twin brother.

Well, this is a married couple, which then leads to this question: Why do women choose men with marginally acceptable DNA over men with better DNA?

‘When I was born, not only did they break the mold, but the moldmaker got slapped, too…’

Well no two people are exactly alike (even identical twins).

But when you turn any of us inside out, we’re all the same bloody mess.

When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield.

So you could pretty much say this to anyone who isn’t a twin?

The things that make you different, can make you either Unique or simply Odd.