In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 13, 2020

Even the Sacramento Kings couldn’t put Humpty together again.

He’s going to end up with egg AS his face !

Cover your ears!!!

There’s no way he’ll rebound from this.

More like the NBA seconds.

So the rhyme actually begins – “Humpty Dumpty jumped with a ball …”? I can see (hear) where some people my age could get that wrong…..?

It will end badly but it must have been something really special to see.

The yolks (about to be) on him.

New recipe for Egg in a basket

Do what Dave Chappelle did when he was playing as prince. Break the fourth wall by staring at the reader and slowly float down

Wouldn’t listen when they told him that white eggs can’t jump.

Just have a guy with a horse get under him. The problem in the original poem was that it had already happened.

And now if you’ll excuse me, there are other jokes out there for me to ruin! HEY-OHHHHHH! LOGICAL-MAN AWAYYYY!

Eggactly, now you’re in for another fall.

NBA year? NBA day?