New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for April 02, 2020

“I’ve had it with these mother f**cking cakes…”

Have to look out of the window to watch grass grow!

“It’s the little things. Like, in Belgium, they frost their cakes with mayonnaise.”

I’d pay forty dollars to watch you hang laundry anytime. – Prentice Ritter (Robert Duvall), “Broken Trail”

It became a Vast Wasteland in the 20th century.

Uhm … What kind of cake? I binge-watched carrot cakes yesterday, and chocolate the day before, so …

And then Harrison Ford tweets “Why did it have to be cakes…” ☺

https://youtu.be/cmQwL6qiByo

“Hang on to your butts!”