Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 03, 2020

Much healthier! Now Horace only has 9,990 more steps to go for today.

First time I’ve seen an elevator become stairs. Escalators do it all the time, though (as Mitch Hedberg so brilliantly pointed out).

Apparently the elevator broke down again so Horace came UP with this idea…!

Hey, at least he’ll get there this time.

Reminds me of a gag in “Porky’s Hotel,” 2:24. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6l0tjo

We’d all probably be better off if this happened.

He’s escalated to new heights…

The elevator Muzak only plays “Stairway to Heaven”.

Man, that’d be awesome. Far too many buildings lock up the stairways so that they can be used solely to exit the building. There oughta be a law against such crappola.

I’ll be interested to see the graphics when he presses the “down” button . . .

Part of the bizarre nature of the building and the elevators.

@Night-Gaunt49 You seem to be banned.

What no railing?

Looking forward to the book collecting all the elevator gags.