Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 14, 2020

one would wonder, Hudson

Still better than dynamite.

All good and well, except how does all this even affect Poncho? He’s not the one who cleans the car, and it’s not exactly his fault that a bird thinks this would be good revenge against a dog…

Chazz is going to figure this out, Poncho. You better hope that Birdie isn’t ensconced on a branch above the Tree o’ Shame!

As Maxwell Smart would say ‘That is the second biggest can of beans I have ever seen’.

Poncho time to call a mechanic ;-)

Small bird, makes a normal can of beans look huge. Dang, typed beans and now I gotta go…

Can’t wait till Chaz sees this

Unfortunately that’s not Poncho’s car.

Anyone smell anything ?!!! Lol

Just be glad he isn’t a sea gull. Those sea going buzzards can lighten up your car in 15 minutes. Fishy poo, too.

Got a garage….USE IT.

Not subtle enough. My birds prefer purpled poop from the mulberries and poke berries. They thanked me for all the food I provided by spraying it across my car and the laundry before we decided that it wasn’t real energy savings to hang laundry outside when we’d just have to wash it again because of pollen and bird poop.

Um. I think his owner will be more upset about all the poo than the dog.

Aww, quit your infernal blathering, Ponch! We’re ALL sick of your incessant barking.