Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 22, 2020

Man, who splays his fingers out like that on the follow-through? Is this the freaking Gyroball 2.0?

P1, And, of course, vodka!

P2, When you were told to wear masks, that is not what they meant!

P3, Looks like “The Mayor” kept them late again.

P1: Nobody guessed that yesterday, but that doesn’t mean any of us were wrong. Nevertheless, the prize money accumulates for the next round.

P2: Muench and Godleski are so embarrassed to be seen with The Mayor that they’ve started wearing masks while in the car with him.

Whose The Valley opener against? Tod Andrews and Oakwood? Tilden? Central? Surely not Valley Tech and Coach Drool, who must be licking his wounds from a poor showing in the inaugural Gil Thorp Villains Tournament.

In all reality , conference opener wear your face masks , practice safe distancing or better yet stay home and listen to Marty Moon broadcast all the action !

P1: Add a little peanut butter, and pureed grilled cheese, and you’ve got an Elvis smoothie.

P 2.5: “…not necessary…I just ripped one….he won’t wanna’ get in my car anytime soon…”

He had me at yummy nutritious banana slices.

That sounds great! Maybe we can take off these masks and stop at an Orange Julius

With the score at 4/22 in P3, it’s pretty much game over.

That “cliffhanger” from yesterday was bogus. “The boys have one loss, the girls have none, and Mike Knappe has…” And the answer was orange juice and bananas in a mug. That makes no sense to put that in the sentence with the team records. I think Whigham is just trying to piss us off.

And speaking of making sense, occasionally Mopped Up Thorp does, but not often.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P 2.5: “..or not talk..”