Bad Machinery by John Allison for October 07, 2020

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    DonLee2  about 4 years ago

    Remarkably economical phrase, that “I’m just saying.” It means: “You’re supposed to feel foolish for being angry at the incredibly douchey thing I just said. Also, don’t hit me.”

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    tims145  about 4 years ago

    Um…what is it? Does everyone else here know something I don’t?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    So… he was right. The old lady is really the monster that has cursed his family for centuries!?

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    scyphi26  about 4 years ago

    Not the time, Mildred.

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    Brian Perler Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Mildred Haversham, master of tact.

    Also: very obviously just a bin bag and a paper plate.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Mildred’s quick acceptance of Mrs. Biscuits’ transformation is a reminder of Bill Murray’s comment on Sigourney Weaver’s transformation in Ghostbusters: “OK… so… she’s a dog.”

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Hey! I was only kidding when I said she looked like a bin bag with a paper plate eye.

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    Daeder  about 4 years ago

    Wait, but wasn’t he the one who wanted to be left alone?

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    Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Brings a new understanding to Mrs. Biscuits having only one good eye.

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