Bad Machinery by John Allison for December 30, 2020

Archibald seems to be hanging around … will he save Mildred in the future?

Is Archibald really a dog? I’m not so sure anymore… Mmmh!

I will call the police.

I like his name but dogs don’t look like that.

“Also, Shauna told me to tell you that his favorite snack is Velvet Underground tapes.”

Because the UK police will totally absolutely get involved in dog naming disputes.

He’s such a good dad that he dads other peoples’ kids. Such a good all around dude.

Also it’s not completely out of left field that Shauna’s mom would be ok with bringing Archibald home. Waaaaaay back in the dawn of time she provided a home for the freakish Desmond Fishman.

Check him for zippers.

Don’t you Dare call him Fifi! That would consign him to a life of crime

Booo!

I just want to see where this goes.

Poor Mildred. She just want her dog.

Warning: Don’t tit about with dogs created by a magic pencil.

British Dogs Created by a Magic Pencil Council.

Dogs created with a magic pencil must be able to be uncreated with a magic pencil, safely.