Bad Machinery by John Allison for September 03, 2021

Sonny takes the lead and he’s really good at it. Mildred seems to find Sonny’s idea fantastic. She has the best expressions on this page.

Toby isn’t imaginary. He’s a pooka.

And when Mildred thinks someone is too much of a maniac to be called upon, they really must be dangerous nutters…

Well, even if he is, he still sounds like a fun imaginary friend, so…that ought to count for something. :P

I, Jack, ask, is the Fire Brigade morally, ethically,

Spiritually, physically,

Positively, absolutely,

Undeniably and reliably maniacs?

I, Mildred, thoroughly examined the Fire Brigade actions,

And they are not only merely maniacs,

They are really most sincerely maniacs!