Bad Machinery by John Allison for April 11, 2022

At least it wasn’t a Walnetto®

I think he was in detention for that incident in the locker room with Larry Lester and the tape, but I could be thinking of someone else.

Poor confused Mildred♡. Don’t waste that Mars bar, eat it, make become it a part of you…

I’m surprised. Boys usually eat Snickers.

Pash = Crush (from passion?)

Ah, teen romance. Never at any time will it ever not be incredibly awkward.

Mildred’s first Mars bar from a boy! You’re officially a woman now, Mildred.

I wonder what Venusian candy is like?

Encase it in resin. There will be anaerobic decay but it will look cool.

It takes an actual pash for Lottie to become actually delirious.

Charlotte’s eyes look so hungry to see pash in action.

Being a teenager is very confusing.