Bad Machinery by John Allison for April 21, 2023

Good for you girls. I find revolving doors a challenge. And why do they put pull handles on the PUSH side of the door?

One day, Lottie will pass on her unconventional portal expertise to Cecile.

Remember: Proper Portal Protocol Prevents Premature Putrefaction!

It does take some special skill to be able to follow time travel complexities—I’ve found over the years that some are better at it than others.

What would happen if you got stuck and time looped around again? Go to the video store and rent a copy of Groundhog Day to find out, Lottie.

Now I wonder if Fishermen’s Friends really used to be stronger or is all in Lottie’s mind.

It’s an important mage skill.

Lottie would make a wonderful animated gif.

Don’t ever split yourself between real time and portal incursion time. You run the risk of being cut in twain as happened in the British series “PRIMEVAL” finding those Tesla Anomalies popping up leading to the Past or the Future. A great show.