Baby steps. If they can keep even half his head, he’ll have done better than the previous lads.
Maybe they can ween the scooter off of king meals slowly. Get it to settle for Gary’s limbs, then hands and feet on the next king, then wiggly bits like digits, ears, nose after that, with an ultimate goal of just road rash and broken bones a fewer generations down the road like normal scooters!
From a certain point of view, every king should be beheaded. But maybe not someone who becomes king because he knows how to ride a scooter better than others.
What ever 10 months ago
Baby steps. If they can keep even half his head, he’ll have done better than the previous lads.
Maybe they can ween the scooter off of king meals slowly. Get it to settle for Gary’s limbs, then hands and feet on the next king, then wiggly bits like digits, ears, nose after that, with an ultimate goal of just road rash and broken bones a fewer generations down the road like normal scooters!
willie_mctell 10 months ago
Mythic archetype.
scyphi26 10 months ago
Lottie’s starting to get some of her mojo back, I see, even if she’s still somewhat in denial about it.
GaryCooper 10 months ago
It’s the Scooter of Damocles.
Aladar30 Premium Member 10 months ago
From a certain point of view, every king should be beheaded. But maybe not someone who becomes king because he knows how to ride a scooter better than others.