Bad Machinery by John Allison for January 24, 2024

And today Wales is a peaceful low crime place. How old were these laws? How long does it take to get this result?

Jordan is clearly focusing on the wrong aspect of what happened.

Look on the bright side, Jordan. At least she disconnected your phone from it before she wanged it into the sea.

“winkle extension” snicker

So…does this mean the boys all found their own backends with both hands?

Or are they just faking it until they make it? :P

People and their stupid “selfies.” Good job, Lottie.

“Winkle extension”

Love Shauna’s expression in the penultimate panel.

At first I thought Onesie Boy was waving a hoe (maybe he aims to do some recreational weeding?) or a motorcycle mirror (callback to the last story), but upon further reflection, it seems to be a selfie stick.

Clamber? Hardly! That’s more of a Jujutsu submission launch!

Gotta love Lottie! Winkle extension! I’m going to remember that line.

This mean that Lottie throwing away that stik (by the way, 92 minutes of standing ovation for that, brava Lottie) applied the old welsh law?

You should not t!t about with Winkle extensions.

Urban Dictionary: http://tinyurl.Com/3b4vbmsy