Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 20, 2024

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    Need coffee  10 months ago

    Surrender, Tuan. What’s the worst that could happen?

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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    scyphi26  10 months ago

    Hey, Tuan could be telling the truth—I’ve met some people before who were blessed with similarly cooperative and easy-to-style hair.

    I, sadly, do not have such hair myself. :P

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    CougarAllen  10 months ago

    Now’s your chance, Tuan! Tell her you have a rare STI and the only symptom is it makes one’s hair grow like that, and there’s only one way it can be transmitted from one person to another. She doesn’t necessarily have to believe it — she just might be cooperative enough to pretend to believe it. A wink is as good as a nod to a hairless mole rat… ;)

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    Pequod  10 months ago

    Chase. Tousle. Undo the do.

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    R.U. Kidding  10 months ago

    Lottie’s a lefty!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 10 months ago

    A wild Charlotte Grote spotted its prey and attacked it. Will the Tuan be able to save itself?

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