Bad Machinery by John Allison for April 19, 2024

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    John Campbell  7 months ago

    This was covered back in “Team Spirit”, Sonny. Zebra is fine creature to admire, but if you ride the zebra, she ends up crashing a satellite in the middle of your football pitch.

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    6turtle9  7 months ago

    Ha! I actually like that line, Sonny. It’s inquisitive, humorous, playful and unexpected. I’m worried Linton wouldn’t have the confidence to pull it off, though, and confidence is often so key in these matters.

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    CougarAllen  7 months ago

    Zebras are wild animals but some can be ridden. If you search YouTube for “riding zebra” you will see the proof.

    Girls sometimes seem a little like wild animals but … um …

    Search YouTube for “You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere” by Bob Dylan.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ah yes… the eternal angst of the teenage hots…

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    brigidkeely  7 months ago

    And here we see Sonny demonstrating Game.

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    GaryCooper  7 months ago

    People have tried to ride zebras, but they are very hard to tame and to train. They just aren’t adapted to living with humans the way horses are.

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    GaryCooper  7 months ago

    Isn’t it Jack whom all the girls think is adorable?

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    Lumberman  7 months ago

    Just be yourself dude.

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