Bad Machinery by John Allison for June 19, 2024

She hasn’t yet realized how pleased she is.

Wait… Is unilaterally interfering in the minutiae of people’s lives not an unalloyed good?

I fear two more people are about to receive Shauna’s Friendship Bite.

See, this is what you two get for trying to meddle without the okay of the ones you’re meddling on the behalf of.

Burgers so good they have to lock them up!

I like the “5H4U N4” sign on her door. She’s replacing letters with numerals that look similar (like people do to get swear words past the filters on message boards). It took me a while to figure out it spells “SHAUNA.” The space between the “U” and the “N” threw me off at first.

The road to hell…

Is Humphrey comforted by Lottie’s womanly contours?

Shauna had the right reaction.

Bank of Burgers, you may recall, is where Amy was working in the dark timeline.