Bad Machinery by John Allison for July 08, 2024

This is why you don’t give Blossom weapons to use against you.

You may recall that Shauna and Jack dated back around “Simple Soul”.

Unfair of Blossom. Shauna was only trying to protect her. I suppose it’s a case of spreading the misery.

Oh my! This is much more than the innocuous Scooby Doo-esque comic I initially assumed it was.

You’ve not offended me.

The past is never gone. It lingers, as a foul odor, drifting here and there until the most inconvenient moment, to be smelled.

Oh c’mon, Blossom, that was uber low, even for you.

What a tangled web we weave…

It was Darren, not Shauna, who insulted Blossom. But Blossom’s type attacks the most vulnerable, not the most deserving of retribution.

Humphrey is rockin’ out! Go, H-man, go.

You might want to leave the country for a while, Shauna. Maybe practice making Lutefisk in Norway.

And there it is. Weddings/receptions rarely disappoint. It’s amazing, honestly, that it doesn’t happen more often.