Bad Machinery by John Allison for September 20, 2024

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    Mr. Organization  2 months ago

    Girls just wanna have fun – Dr. Cyndi Lauper published a groundbreaking study on this in 1983.

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    jehelatygr Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Pwoing!” :D

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 months ago

    Don’t put too much effort into it. They will expect you to be what you seem.

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    scyphi26  2 months ago

    Actually might be an idea worth trying. Besides, Linton could totally rock a top hat, so even if it doesn’t work, he’d still look mighty dapper doing so.

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    There was so much drama in the last arc, I had completely forgotten about the Jack and Mildred dance, but I did not forget about the Sonny bush tryst.

    Linton, if you want to ever get a date, do not wear a top hat all summer. Accentuate your best qualities, and then play the odds; ie, expect rejection and play through.

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    John Campbell  2 months ago

    I actually had a friend who tried wearing a top hat all the time. It worked pretty well. If you can get their attention, that’s half the battle.

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    markle9  2 months ago

    Didn’t one of them date a selkie?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s a problem if Mildred thinks she’s his girlfriend. In that case RUN JACK, RUN!!!

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