Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 20, 2020

If you find a horse head on your pillow, look out!

Yeah, or if Katy makes a offer you can’t refuse.

Panel 4: His look of bewilderment and alarm.

Would you have felt any better if she was reading Children Of The Corn?

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer”

?Casserole? Mom, I’m-a gonna make you an offer you no-canna refuse. Capisce?".

Knowledge is power. It’s better to know what other people know, even if it’s only to protect yourself.

Yeah, we had that book when I was a kid. I never got passed chapter 1. I did read it like 100 times though.

Grab that book now, Adam! There’s a lot more sex in the book than in the movies…

I first read “The Godfather” when I was about 14 years old. You got a problem wit’ dat?

Never let her ride in the back seat while driving.

Mario Punzo is appropriate reading for children? Heck, I know a lot of adults who it wouldn’t be appropriate reading for.

you just finding out that NOW? geez…slowpoke.

Nope, nope, nope!

Wait’ll she gets to the part about the horse’s butt.

In Rugrats in Paris, Angelica had seen the movie, and started playing at being the “Bob Father.”

Somehow — if only because she’s older than Angelica — I think Katy is going to be more of a challenge to her parents, if she chooses to assume the Brando role.

I immediately went to the horses head in my mind. I think if she actually is allowed to read to book, which I doubt, she would be so upset it would be the one thing that most of us remember about it. Heartless men and the depths they will go would be the next lesson she’d learn. That one would maybe not be so bad for a young girl to keep in the back of her mind when she gets older. As to the sex I would probably yank it out of her hands and lock it up for a few years. No reason to give her that look of life at her age. She’s got plenty of years to figure that out.

Uh oh.

Naw, family is everything.

Given the size of the book she’s holding it must be a very condensed version.