In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 25, 2020

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    Preacher Purl: “And David put his hand in the bag and took out a stone and slung it. And it struck the Philistine on the head and he fell to the ground. Amen.”

    I love you guys.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    They won’t be called for traveling!

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    Michael Helwig  over 4 years ago

    I think there will be a lot of tree point shots.

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    Gonna be a de-fence-ive struggle.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    The Redwoods are old and slow.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Just go right between barks jump back and shoot threes

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    bucker39 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Smallball!

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    I think you should go back to your roots.

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    NaturLvr  over 4 years ago

    The bigger they are, the harder they fall. But please don’t cut them down!

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Somehow, I foresee the score as still the same at the end of the game.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Don’t feel too bad… I think the other team is just as screwed, what with the lack of mobility and all.

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