Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 09, 2020

That all ended when Mick Jagger explained that he could get no satisfaction from bryology.

Rolling Stones gathered no moss… not even Kate…

Their heyday ended when the leaders of these societies developed kidney problems, and found that the only way to deal with them was to turn endless somersaults. That left them with no time for their duties, but at least a rolling boss gathered no stones.

Thrown on my big screen TV as a screensaver I enjoy a big rolling stoned hit.

Bryan was startled when he learned the Bryology was ‘a thing’, but soon lost interest when he learned more about it.

My neighbor has a mossery on his roof.

(he’s an architect and everything about he and his house are … (what’s a word for pretentious that doesn’t sound so … pretentious?) – but pomposity or no pomposity he still has a bryophyte infestation on his flat roof. I can’t wait to tell him (except that he doesn’t speak to me – there’s something about my pickup he finds aesthetically displeasing (personally I think a Hemi in the driveway classes up the neighborhood)))

Pickup that yard, har har har

I didn’t know swans were the mossy mascot.

…what do Jean-Luc Picard and the Swamp Thing now have in common?…

…neither is the original being…

…both are constructs separate from the original entity…

…one an android another a bunch of moss…

…both are a Theseus…

…this is an interest to me because of my constant research into my own sideways prophecies …

…ie the ability to see hidden things without knowledge that they are actually there based on the wave of constant motion…

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…this is very frustrating as a frustrated author the be 2/3’s done with something only to see your idea or work published or shown on as a new novel, Tv show or movie…

…it sucks to be slow on the draw as your vision was established by someone who out drew you…

I have a moss pathway in the yard, it has various shades, I’ve photographed it.

I like moss, its soft, its green and I don’t have to mow it.

Mick says thank you but no thank you.

My Spanish neighbor didn’t like mine. He kept telling me, “No moss, no moss”.

You can spice up your bryological gardens by a tasteful and random placement of coprolites throughout ….

I miss heydays. Hey, Mr. Day, how are you?

Sometimes, ugly ducklings scrub their faces with dried moss in order to look more swan like.

Awn in the gol d ie Hawn

I regularly keep a bit of greenery in an old tupperware container in the back of the refrigerator.

I don’t happen to recall whether Lord Henry Brinthrope had a mossery at Black Swan Hall. Maybe potential rival White Swan Hall had one. Only Sunday knows for sure.

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