Eat shrimp cocktail while wearing a monocle. Dance the Macarena in reverse. Recite Tupac lyrics in a loud, authoritative but nasally tone. Pray aloud to JR. Dobbs. Take as snuff black pepper that has been ground fine with pestle and mortar. Walk around in a giant hamster ball you bought from Alibaba. Poke people with your selfie stick while requesting they take a selfie with you. Eat durian. Play a child’s xylophone while singing nursery rhymes and sobbing.
This is really weird. Just today I was walking down the sidewalk, when I saw some guy I’ve never seen before standing by the curb. He held up a can of something (didn’t get close enough to see the label) and actually asked me if I wanted to try it! NO, I replied, as I scurried away. I don’t know if HE was crazy, or just thought that I was. (Having seen this cartoon, maybe I should feel lucky he didn’t actually barf, though I wasn’t anywhere near close enough for it to hit me…)
enigmamz over 4 years ago
Stop bathing.
What?
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
accidentally swallow your drink down the trachea instead of th’esophagus and spew the drink out? I personally don’t think so
sirbadger over 4 years ago
Instead of actual barf, you could use makeup to make it look like you are about to.
stellanova87 over 4 years ago
Have Ishy stand next to you, that should do the trick.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Anti-social distancing works welll, too.
Pet over 4 years ago
Am I the only one in the world who doesn’t mind staying home alone, without people?
As long as I have my dogs……
losflemings over 4 years ago
I feel like that would spread some germs considering everything that is in his mouth
verticallychallenged Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ah, the spit-take; a trick right out of the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert book! <3
455634 over 4 years ago
Wear a military gas mask.
InquireWithin over 4 years ago
Just say “I’m gonna be sick!” and the crowd should clear a path. (Credit to George Carlin)
sirbadger over 4 years ago
During press conferences, Trump’s medical experts should do this every time Trump says something stupid.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Eat shrimp cocktail while wearing a monocle. Dance the Macarena in reverse. Recite Tupac lyrics in a loud, authoritative but nasally tone. Pray aloud to JR. Dobbs. Take as snuff black pepper that has been ground fine with pestle and mortar. Walk around in a giant hamster ball you bought from Alibaba. Poke people with your selfie stick while requesting they take a selfie with you. Eat durian. Play a child’s xylophone while singing nursery rhymes and sobbing.
tabby over 4 years ago
Just a little cough should keep people away these days.
Bicycle Dude over 4 years ago
Wet cleanup on isle three!
finnygirl Premium Member over 4 years ago
This is really weird. Just today I was walking down the sidewalk, when I saw some guy I’ve never seen before standing by the curb. He held up a can of something (didn’t get close enough to see the label) and actually asked me if I wanted to try it! NO, I replied, as I scurried away. I don’t know if HE was crazy, or just thought that I was. (Having seen this cartoon, maybe I should feel lucky he didn’t actually barf, though I wasn’t anywhere near close enough for it to hit me…)
dylanliran over 1 year ago
if any extroverts are reading this, i just want to say that life in COVID was hell for me.