Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 24, 2020

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    Stop bathing.

    What?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    accidentally swallow your drink down the trachea instead of th’esophagus and spew the drink out? I personally don’t think so

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    Instead of actual barf, you could use makeup to make it look like you are about to.

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    stellanova87  over 4 years ago

    Have Ishy stand next to you, that should do the trick.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Anti-social distancing works welll, too.

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    Pet  over 4 years ago

    Am I the only one in the world who doesn’t mind staying home alone, without people?

    As long as I have my dogs……

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    losflemings  over 4 years ago

    I feel like that would spread some germs considering everything that is in his mouth

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ah, the spit-take; a trick right out of the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert book! <3

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    455634  over 4 years ago

    Wear a military gas mask.

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    InquireWithin  over 4 years ago

    Just say “I’m gonna be sick!” and the crowd should clear a path. (Credit to George Carlin)

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    During press conferences, Trump’s medical experts should do this every time Trump says something stupid.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Eat shrimp cocktail while wearing a monocle. Dance the Macarena in reverse. Recite Tupac lyrics in a loud, authoritative but nasally tone. Pray aloud to JR. Dobbs. Take as snuff black pepper that has been ground fine with pestle and mortar. Walk around in a giant hamster ball you bought from Alibaba. Poke people with your selfie stick while requesting they take a selfie with you. Eat durian. Play a child’s xylophone while singing nursery rhymes and sobbing.

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    tabby  over 4 years ago

    Just a little cough should keep people away these days.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 4 years ago

    Wet cleanup on isle three!

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    finnygirl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This is really weird. Just today I was walking down the sidewalk, when I saw some guy I’ve never seen before standing by the curb. He held up a can of something (didn’t get close enough to see the label) and actually asked me if I wanted to try it! NO, I replied, as I scurried away. I don’t know if HE was crazy, or just thought that I was. (Having seen this cartoon, maybe I should feel lucky he didn’t actually barf, though I wasn’t anywhere near close enough for it to hit me…)

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    dylanliran  over 1 year ago

    if any extroverts are reading this, i just want to say that life in COVID was hell for me.

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