La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 24, 2020

{suspiro} este tipo es imposible

“One Pill makes you Smaller and One Pill makes you Tall but the ones that Mother gives you don’t do anything at all.”

Now he is saying that people should inject themselves selves with disinfectant to clear out their lungs…..

Meds right out of a bag of M&Ms.

How does that hair flop switch sides like that?

That’s the irony in all this. Trump will get a Nobel Prize but the Mexican Doctor will be deported.

The Doc says ’You’re no doctor", and then the dicktor replies, "but I am a ….

Now Komrade Don is saying apply light and heat. THAT ought to cure them. FOOL

Chloroquine, Trump’s last “miracle drug” resulted in twice as many deaths as a control group in a recent test held in VA hospitals

I must be eating the right foods, as I have neither windmill cancer nor covfefe.

Oh why! Oh why! does he not try his cures on himself.

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How do the guys in the white lab coats keep missing the disease, THE ORANGE SWAMP SLIZARD PANDEMIC?

So glad to see Mex Morgan back again. He should have his own strip.