The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 23, 2020

Gladys, shame on you. You could always go live with your mother.

Like Mother Gargoyle…er…Gargle…like Gladys. (I don’t understand why Brutus puts up with his wife’s sarcasm. Does he love her that much to overlook the vinegar on her tongue?)

Gladys is quick with the comeback.

The prune doesn’t fall far from the tree…

Another Oldie but Goodie!

rimshot * I think I first heard that one in elementary school.

That was a poor choice of words.

Thornapple is always putting his foot in his mouth and leaving himself wide open for insults.

The First Law of Piece of Mind: If you keep giving others a piece of your mine, pretty soon you won’t have enough left for your own use.The Second Law of Piece of Mind: I don’t have enough mind left to remember what it is.

Like mother, like daughter…

Just like her mother.

Way back when, Dick Tracy said the same thing to B. O. Plenty!

all he has to say is ‘at least i have twice as you’

One of these days, Gladys, one of these days, POW – to the Moon! (Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners)

Do not mess with something that you know is meaner than you.

How about learning how to forgive others Brutus. Holding a grudge against your mother in law doesn’t solve anything.