The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 17, 2020

“Mooooooooooooooommmmmmmm! Navin squirted me in the eye again!!!!!”

Glad I wasn’t drinking anything!

Jerk is well named.

There’s always one.

Maybe not a Runt, but a little Squirt?

A really good one today!

Runt doesn’t have to work for his food….because of the jerk…

Teat’s funny!

I love this comic

Now that’s funny!

Excellent! It is super funny because it is now it really works. One runt and one jerk.

But I’m an only child. What does that make me?

Somewhere, I read about Alpha to Omega. Of course animal mothers do eat their young who are doomed.

I may be the runt but you’re the one sucking hind tit.

He’s bugging the others. The litter bug.

Once you find your pigeon-hole, you are forever pigeon… unless you outgrow the pigeonhole.

There’s a swarm of bees flying down the highway and they start to run out of gas. All of the, except one, pull over to a Texaco station. The one stops at the Esso station. The moral of the story is that there’s a Esso bee in every crowd.

I’ll see myself out.

Benny Hill joke with a Southern accent. “We call that pup Bully cuz he is the meeanist, that one Skinny cuz he’s the leeanest, and that one Liberace cuz he’s the (pianist)”

BTW today’s comic made me chortle snort out loud

This is the first time in a couple of months that I had to stop and LOL for awhile! Thank you so much Scott!!!