Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 21, 2020

and the club certainly doesn’t want Andy to be uncivilised

Wa waaa!

@Number Three today’s strip IS funny but it’s a repeat our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s attempt at impressing the bouncer fails miserably , Andy is too well known for his ploy to work, if I made that statement and and the bloke told me he does not care i would answer , good so you can’t sue me :o) my avatar is of a fake fireplace I built myself from marble scraps and a wooden mantle piece , it’s in our sitting room , but we won’t need it now it’s getting warmer, how was your day in captivity?ours should be busy but calm I hope , we can go out for essentials but Connie will have to dye her head hair herself because her hairdresser is considered non essential take care and BCNU pal.

C’mon Andy, give that bloke a bunch of fives right in the kisser! and get on in!

Familiarity is power!

One might say that Andy’s reputation proceeds him.

I think the word has gotten around about Andy.

At last! Bravo!

Why would Andy want to go somewhere the beer is overpriced?

Notoriety is not always good.

Or his reputation precludes him from getting in

Another excuse not to pay his bar tab, not that he would anyway.

Well, I’ve been thrown out of better places than this!

One classic I always liked was about Andy staggering and swaying and somehow ending up at home, and in a very morose mood. “I’m sorry, Pet, I’m just a miserable sinner!”Flo turns to the reader and says, “Actually, ’es the ’APPIEST little sinner I ever met!”

With Andy, familiarity breeds contempt. (And dread.)