Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 23, 2020

A joke fro those who have spent time on a farm: Q. What is the white stuff in chicken crap? A. More chicken crap.

He does look pigeon-towed.

I had a biology prof in college who took delight in explaining the feces and urine of various forms of animal. It turns out the white stuff is bird urine.

Now watch him fly up the ladder of success!

Must be those suck-up tweets he sends out

He might double as a stoolie.

I really do not want to contemplate the etymology of the phrase “brown nose.”

However when I do, the image of a majority of the U.S. Senate comes to mind.

We have a mocking bird talking to a titmouse about a sapsucker following a starling.

Wow, just Wow!

Pecking order.

More like “white beaker”.

It’s owl in a day’s work.

Just remember, the only difference between a brown-noser and a sh#thead is depth perception!

Bravo. Just…bravo.

Love their little “work” clothes! :)

If he were a bat, he’d be dead.

It doesn’t come out white in all bird species. I’ll leave it at that.