Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”
Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows.”
Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”
Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they’ve ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
First Bull: “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”
Second Bull: “I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I’m certainly not looking for an argument.”
They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull: “Son, don’t be foolish — let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”
Third Bull: “Hell, he can have all my cows. I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull.”
Bengal over 4 years ago
Geese are the most territorial birds and BIG!
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
This looks like a job for a herding dog. A border collie would put that honker in his place.
Enter.Name.Here over 4 years ago
The new guy got Will’s goose!
More_Cats_Than_Sense over 4 years ago
Don’t mess with the Cobra Chicken! ;-)
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
These geese don’t mess around…they’ll attack you
Beaker over 4 years ago
Well they do mess around….really mess around. In fact, faster than…….
morningglory73 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Discretion, the better part of valor.
jeeprider Premium Member over 4 years ago
Around here even a cardboard cutout of a dog scares the geese. I know that the geese move when my dog is around
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Geese can break bones. But they have a nice target for dogs with that neck.
Vangoghdog01 over 4 years ago
Come on Will! You can take him, one on one.
Erichalfbee over 4 years ago
That’s a Goose?? Did mummy have an affair with an Eagle?
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
And they “mark” a lot.
Jan C over 4 years ago
Geese make great “watchdogs”, noisy, territorial and aggressive.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Time to get down will.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Don’t honk that guy off.
Mowog over 4 years ago
At least Iggy has the good sense to get in under his blankie. Of course, that’s his response to most anything. Stay safe, Iggy!
Yakety Sax over 4 years ago
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”
Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows.”
Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”
Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they’ve ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
First Bull: “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”
Second Bull: “I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I’m certainly not looking for an argument.”
They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull: “Son, don’t be foolish — let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”
Third Bull: “Hell, he can have all my cows. I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull.”