Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 09, 2020

You have a right to an attorney when you have no options left.

Well, now that more people will get out of their homes and do stuff, maybe that streak of dull days will end soon…

According to Bork, if is isn’t specifically listed in the constitution, it isn’t a right. Therefore, nothing listed in panel 2 is a right, because none of them are listed in the constitution.

“First Put It In A Sack, Swing it Over Your Head and Scream Like A Chicken” With a lift of the lid to Comedy Great Dick Van Dyke.

“First Put It In A Sack, Swing it Over Your Head and Scream Like A Chicken” With a lift of the lid to Comedy Great Dick Van Dyke.

“First Put It In A Sack, Swing it Over Your Head and Scream Like A Chicken” With a lift of the lid to Comedy Great Dick Van Dyke.

“Put It In A Sack, Swing it Over Your Head and Scream Like A Chicken” With a tip of the lid to the great Dick Van Dyke TV episode.

that was funny [irishjig]

Whats that line from Police Academy? “You have the right to sing the blues. You have the right to cable tv.” I forget the rest.

Careful officer…she’s 1500 years old, armed with USMC shorts, and she has a mean zapper!

It’s refreshing to meet a big, burly cop with a wicked sense of humor! Broomie knows!