“Mom, can I go see the toy store while you shop for stuff I have zero interest in?”
“Sorry, the toy store closed due to internet competition”
“Aw….”
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap”. – Dolly Parton
Makeup is a scam
First off, on the Go Comics splash page, she’s on bicycle for three putting on lipstick while the kid is sitting right behind her!
Secondly, guys, she is telling the truth. It costs a lot to get that natural look.
And finally, why is she taking the kid while she gets makeup? All he’s gonna do is whine about how bored he is.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
Just swing by your local funeral parlor. Theirs lasts forever!
I can believe she looks unnatural without it.
Dolly Parton: It costs me a fortune to look this cheap!
If I can tell you’re wearing make-up, you’re wearing too much…
May 08, 2015
enigmamz over 4 years ago
“Mom, can I go see the toy store while you shop for stuff I have zero interest in?”
“Sorry, the toy store closed due to internet competition”
“Aw….”
flyertom over 4 years ago
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap”. – Dolly Parton
bxclent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Makeup is a scam
Skeptical Meg over 4 years ago
First off, on the Go Comics splash page, she’s on bicycle for three putting on lipstick while the kid is sitting right behind her!
Secondly, guys, she is telling the truth. It costs a lot to get that natural look.
And finally, why is she taking the kid while she gets makeup? All he’s gonna do is whine about how bored he is.
LyleGorch1 over 4 years ago
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
paranormal over 4 years ago
Just swing by your local funeral parlor. Theirs lasts forever!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
I can believe she looks unnatural without it.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago
Dolly Parton: It costs me a fortune to look this cheap!
Ron Bauerle over 4 years ago
If I can tell you’re wearing make-up, you’re wearing too much…