Catana Comics by Catana Chetwynd for April 16, 2020

Someone’s been having too much together time. I find the social distancing works great at home. Been practicing it for years.

Never mess with a man’s fries.

That is so me

I can relate. On my last trip to Costco before the shutdown I bought a chip fryer and oil and 10 pounds of potatoes. With the girls back at home from university I think we went through 9 pounds from that bag before I tasted my first chip. How they all, girls and mum, can inhale chips and not gain weight or get diabetes is beyond me.

And very glad to see you back. Keep up the great and loving work.

“You said you just wanted a salad!”

“Yeah, potato salad!”

Gotta have those fries!

Don’t means Don’t. Now she has to have a talk with HR and take a sensitivity seminar.

Me: ordering Mac and cheese

Cousin and his brother: ordering salad with a burger with fries

Cousin: hey E do mind if I talk with my brother for a sec?

Me: sure I guess..

they leave

food comes but they are still not here

Me getting a fry

sees them spying on me

Me : never mind-

If wife/GF declines french fries, always make 2 servings (or buy 2 orders).

When on a date with your wife/GF at a fast-food type restaurant: If she refuses to order fries with her meal, order an extra order of fries for yourself. Then let her snack.