That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 16, 2020

Walter knew Griselda was the one when he saw those birthing hips.

“What? I just said ’nice jug”!

He’d be sorry he tried to mess with the Olympic silver medalist in the women’s hammer toss.

“If you please, miss, it’s been a long day, and I just want some breast…I mean rest.” And that’s how the Duke of Auchward Ness invented the Freudian Slip.

Old man: Watch little boy, and you’ll see why some men get slapped so much.

“Ma’am, if I may say so, you have beautiful jugs. Water jugs, that is!”

griselda says, sure, i’ll give you this jug if you’ll give me my daughter back…

William was just about to find out that he shouldn’t stay out all night.

Griselda about to test her kettlebell prototype with a lateral lift.

“You’re supposed to be six feet away.”

I broke my crown.

How about a tumble?

Say that again and you’ll get this jug of water over you

“The last thing I remember was saying “excuse me bitch I need to get by.”"

Little warm for a ski mask, don’t you think?

Or more accurately, “I would help you with that, but I’m a jerk.”

The well has always been the pickup spot for young women to meet rich old men.

“I would love to help you carry your burden, madam, but social distancing prevents me from doing so. I’m sure you understand.”

I’d just like to put in a plug/ without being overly smug/ for the kind of a guy/ why won’t just pass by/ and let the poor girl lug the jug

Jedediah, editor of “Women’s Fitness Bible” magazine, discovers his next "Jugs of the Month " model …

Back when making hats was in its infancy.

The first time he saw her he could see that see was fetching.

I couldn’t get past that hiked-up right side of her dress. Looked to me like she was lifting the stub of a leg so naturally I thought this might be a painting Hedda Hopper.

ba da boom. that’s it. nothing more to it. Hedda HOPPER. Too bad I finally saw her right foot on the ground. That damn Elmore…

“Pardon me miss, but do you know the way to Santa Fe?”

Griselda from The Clerk’s Tale by Chaucer: 

http://www.wikigallery.org/wiki/painting_213566/Alfred-Elmore/Griselda-from-the-Clerks-Tale-by-Chaucer 

has sparse info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting; but, it is where Mr. Melcher found it, and I couldn’t find an un-watermarked image online to upload to WC.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/elmore_alfred.html 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/awakeningbeauty/biographies.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/136 

https://books.google.com/books?id=Zl5JAAAAYAAJ&q=Alfred&pg=PA758#v=onepage&q=Alfred&f=false 

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Alfred_Elmore/9000410/Alfred_Elmore.aspx 

https://www.pictorem.com/fr/profile/Alfred.Elmore 

https://books.google.com/books?id=8SsJAAAAIAAJ&q=Alfred&pg=PA309#v=onepage&q=Alfred&f=false 

http://www.avictorian.com/Elmore_Alfred.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Firdays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/04/08?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there used the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2429 (April 15, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

I don’t have editing privileges there, like I do at WC. If I did, I would add it depicts the scene from around line 290 of the tale: 

http://sites.fas.harvard.edu/~chaucer/teachslf/clkt-par.htm 

based on the title Christie’s used 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/alfred-w-elmore/griselde-and-as-she-wolde-over-the-threswold-gon-qFtjx4nEtboyBAKehAfM5A2 

to auction it 

https://www.invaluable.com/auction-lot/elmore-alfred-w-1815-1881-534-c-xvq0oukpmp 

November 13, 1991 (Christie’s doesn’t generally show pre-2000 auction results online, or I would have pointed to that instead).

Griselda knew she had signed up for this on the chores list, but nobody told her that it included having to list to blowhards as well.

Reminds me of the good ol’ days out at our local Renaissance Festival. Nothing more disgusting than to see someone gnawing on one of those monsters at 7:30 AM.

“Just delivering the full chamber pot you ordered, sir.”

M’lady, for a farthing I will stop that little urchin from lifting up the back of your skirt.

Grandpa hath a headache, the icepack on his head/ availeth naught, and he’s distraught/ and, worse, his child’s unwed !/ But she is far too clever to let the old guy down/ she’s cocked a hip, and flashed a nip/ at the rich man, new in town/ who thinks he’s “getting lucky” with the “hottie” by the well/ but if he signs the papers/ t’will be a LONG “dry spell”…

This is one of those times I’d really like to know the original title of a work.