FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 29, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    take a hint, Jason: Paige (or any other family member) does not want to play William Tell with you

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Jason’s hard up for attention.

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    222jo  over 4 years ago

    There was the Beat writer (Burroughs) who accidentally shot his wife this way.

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    michaeljwolff  over 4 years ago

    And this is about the time Paige ups the weaponry ante by discovering Congreve rockets.

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    Reaven  over 4 years ago

    Ah, this is one of my all time favorites.

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    meg_grif  over 4 years ago

    Careful, she’s going to make you Howl.

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    More like beat up poet.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    A good time to quiver.

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    Practicing to take on Medusa…

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    paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I shot an arrow in the air,

    It fell to earth, I knew not where.

    But then one day, with rage profound,

    The man it fell on came around.

    He showed where my arrow fell

    (A place I do not care to tell).

    And now I do no longer care,

    To shoot my arrows in the air.

    — Source unknown (at least to me)

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    HisTyness  over 4 years ago

    I’ve always been fond of the L.A. Version of this:

    I shot an arrow in the air

    It stuck.

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    Mac  over 4 years ago

    Short fellow or long fellow, he’s in trouble.

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    ArchAngel4  over 4 years ago

    When I was young (about 11) I took my moms old long bow and a hunting arrow with a broad bladed tip, and played Longfellow. My version though went like this “I shot an arrow into the air, it fell to earth I know not where…oh crap it’s stuck in the roof.” The arrow came point down straight into the roof. I had to go up and get it.

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