Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 16, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Calvin, remember this as first dollar you earned.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    In a mini-arc, Calvin was going to eat five worms for five cents from a dare Susie gave him.

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    Notaspy  over 4 years ago

    Calvin’s Dad is sharper than he lets on! It seems like a lot of characters have this ability to beat Calvin at his own game sometimes: Wormwood, both his parents, Susie, and Rosalyn (literally)!

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    alaskajohn1  over 4 years ago

    Don’t want to run over those sticks with the mower, Dad.

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    codycab  over 4 years ago

    Such a deal.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Life is absolutely FULL of jobs that don’t fit your real skills. Welcome to growing up.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Did you know that THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS won’t publish the record for eating the most live ants because it’s dangerous?

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    orinoco womble  over 4 years ago

    My dad would just say No. “Allowance? I feed and clothe you, don’t I? You put your feet under my table three times a day.” That “feet under my table” line was his answer to everything.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    Nicely handled, dad. The old “bait and switch.”

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    The Pro from Dover  over 4 years ago

    Get a bucket and put a bug in it then eat the bug. Voila youve eaten a bucket of bug (s). Get your dollar and run.

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    V45mikky  over 4 years ago

    Same here. I would make a great politician but could never win an election.

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    well played, dad

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    joefearsnothing  over 4 years ago

    “One, two buckle my shoe.Three,four shut the door. Five, six pick up sticks…….. ;o]

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    sgs13  over 4 years ago

    My mom paid my son $1 for every sandspur plant he brought her! Worked, too, as we have had no sandspurs in 30 years.

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    SanjayGold  over 4 years ago

    my dad pays me $40 a month

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    Stupendous Man!!!  over 4 years ago

    Wow

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    No market demand for your real skills, Calvin.

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    Charles Hoeft  over 4 years ago

    Wait a couple of years Calvin and you can be a contestant on Fear Factor

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  over 4 years ago

    It’s so easy to see where Calvin gets it from.

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    gantech  over 4 years ago

    It’s called “reframing”, and in this case, it worked.

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    MartinPerry1  over 4 years ago

    As I mentioned before, Calvin is a natural for this new world of social media. Can you imagine the number of his followers?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 4 years ago

    Ironically, there are now ways people can make money doing more disgusting things than what Calvin is proposing, or even what the father said would be worth a dollar. (Smart man to use it to get Calvin to do a chore.) Should we consider our age an improvement?

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    Pretty inconsistent characterization..Calvin is scared of a plate of funny looking food, but would have no problem eating a bug.

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  over 4 years ago

    I keep thinking ONE useful skill would be handy

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And for $100, you’d have to agree to run away. I’ll even make you sandwiches for the journey.

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