Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 28, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Satanism and profanity? What kind of R rated bedtime story is Calvin expecting?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    when was the last time Calvin ever read in bed before retiring for the night? I’d say never

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    retrocool  over 4 years ago

    HA -HA -HA !

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    codycab  over 4 years ago

    Sorry Calvin. You’re not old enough for Stephen King’s books.

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    Was Calvin expecting a PG-13 bedtime story?

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    Robin Harwood  over 4 years ago

    Never mind, Calvin. If you go to a decent school, you will soon be reading Shakespeare. No car chases, but plenty of the other stuff. The violence doesn’t use guns, though.

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    gbars70  over 4 years ago

    Does Calvin even realize he’s equipped with some lewd parts?

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m surprised Calvin even knows some of those words.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You’re not supposed to like it, its to put you to sleep.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 4 years ago

    Let the nightmares begin…..

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    Mostroatomico  over 4 years ago

    A future death metal fan

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    That’s the point, Calvin. It’s a story to put you to sleep.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    Two kids push an old woman into an oven. Young woman lives in a house with 7 men. Witchcraft convert mice and pumpkins into coach and horses.

    What’s not to like?

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    Gracella  over 4 years ago

    Calvin should probably get a doctor

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 4 years ago

    Kid’s got issues.

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    Jimvideo  over 4 years ago

    And there we have it – the American public attitudes!

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 4 years ago

    I bet there are no explosions either.

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    A R V reader  over 4 years ago

    No tigers either, Calvin will definitely won’t like it.

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    gantech  over 4 years ago

    Dad could respond with, “What makes you think I’ll let you live through the night?”

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    This sounds like my kind of story.

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    kab2rb  over 4 years ago

    Sorry Calvin only approved child books.

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    “Psst, ask him if it has any tigers in it… And if it doesn’t, tell him you want him to read ‘The Fast and the Furriest’…”

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    DanWolfie  over 4 years ago

    Something tells me that Calvin would LOVE “Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated.”

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    AnthonyCamaratta  over 4 years ago

    Let me guess, boring Dad has a book on how to watch the grass grow…C’mon Mutants, laser cannons & space battles…..SHEESH

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    I always found it strange when Calvin expressed interest in something lewd, given his usual attitude toward girls.

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    “Dad, who is Hugh Hefner?”

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    vp  over 4 years ago

    It has got moral. At this age, this is what you’d need to face the world tomorrow.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Just show him a Quentin Tarantino movie, Dad, and save yourself the trouble!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Don’t worry Calvin, it has witches.

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    ObiJoan  over 4 years ago

    No weapons, no violence, no satanism, mo profanity, no lewd parts… sure dad is not reading the Bible

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Parents have a conspiracy to read somnolence-inducing and calming stories at bedtime. You know, where the slow silent sheep slide simply through the susurrous willows seeking sleep. Of course kids don’t want to hear that: They’re actively fighting sleep time.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 4 years ago

    And here I always thought Calvin’s parent were better at managing his media exposure.

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    adrianrune  over 4 years ago

    Read Bible stories to him. Incest, a woman driving a tent peg into a man’s skull, David cutting off Goliath’s head and waving it around, a guy getting God to send bears to kill a bunch of kids after the kid’s make fun of him for being bald, mothers eating their own children. These great, gory stories and more and found throughout the Bible. Calvin would love ‘em. There’s a few of these stories and more listed here: https://www.ranker.com/list/creepy-gory-bible-scenes/jacob-shelton

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What about Huey Balooie the Hamster (can’t quite remember the name)

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    Starjo  over 4 years ago

    Goodness me Calvin

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    Nick Danger  over 4 years ago

    If he reads Grimm’s Fairy Tales (especially if he can find the more original versions), he’ll get lots of violence at least.

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