A stately older woman visits her medical clinic and gets assigned to a new Dr. Minutes later, she storms out to the front desk and demands to see the clinic’s manager. He asked her, “What seems to be the problem?” “That young whippersnapper just told me I was pregnant!” she replied. He goes and finds the young doc and asks him “Did you tell Mrs. Rowbotham that she was pregnant?” Without looking up from the chart he is reading he replies, “Yes, are her hiccups gone?”
I went to the ER with chest pains when I was young (ok, ok - but they keep telling you in those commercials …). The nurse put my xray up on the light stand, started laughing, and called some other nurses and doctors, who came over too, and they all stood around laughing at my xray for several minutes. I sneaked through the curtains to take a peek - it was obvious even to a layman that it was a bad case of constipation.
grapfhics over 13 years ago
not funny
vlechtja over 13 years ago
Is it the bill?
cdward over 13 years ago
Mr. Cardillo just had a little cardio.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
I see a lawsuit coming!
vzs1022 over 13 years ago
No…Doctors cannot be stand-up comics!!
RI Red Hen over 13 years ago
What’s the name of that office. I DON’T want to go there.
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
A stately older woman visits her medical clinic and gets assigned to a new Dr. Minutes later, she storms out to the front desk and demands to see the clinic’s manager. He asked her, “What seems to be the problem?” “That young whippersnapper just told me I was pregnant!” she replied. He goes and finds the young doc and asks him “Did you tell Mrs. Rowbotham that she was pregnant?” Without looking up from the chart he is reading he replies, “Yes, are her hiccups gone?”
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
Seriously dude, you’ve got nine months to live, not six.
And it could be as many as twelve months if you’re lucky.
(To other doctor) Geez, some people have no sense of humor.
junco49 over 13 years ago
He’ll come back and mess with them. And there will be blood(y noses.)
stuart over 13 years ago
I went to the ER with chest pains when I was young (ok, ok - but they keep telling you in those commercials …). The nurse put my xray up on the light stand, started laughing, and called some other nurses and doctors, who came over too, and they all stood around laughing at my xray for several minutes. I sneaked through the curtains to take a peek - it was obvious even to a layman that it was a bad case of constipation.
stripfun over 13 years ago
proctologist’s are strange
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
They’re trying their patients.
mrprongs over 13 years ago
We’ll give you a real second opinion. You’re not ugly, really.