Pickles by Brian Crane for March 07, 2011

Earl can’t argue about that can he?

No he can’t but it’s a poor excuse. Wear a hair net or something, Opal.

Opal is making sure the attic never gets cleaned out.

You have to love the logic; I want this done, and I want it done now, but I don’t want to do it.

Opal…not nice to make fun of bald men

Opal - if you want it done, do it yourself. It probably doesn’t matter to Earl if it’s done or not, so why should he bother?

but then if he does do it, it probably won’t be right..Earl will just want to throw everything out and Opal will want it re-packed and put back…it’s a no win either way!!

I really like these two. They’re such an Old Married Couple.

The solution is simple: Opal should get her head shaved bald!

Opal’s hair looks like a nest anyway….

Viper, I’m guessing she doesn’t want another pest in that nest besides the one already in it.

“You can tell me to do something or you can tell me how to do something. But not both!”

Earl’s feelings aren’t hurt. He hasn’t heard a single word…

SCATTY-Thanks for sticking up for them. A good marriage has some back and forth teasing, and since neither one seems to get angry, this seems to be their way of communicating. They’ve grown older together and if they are happy, let them joke the way they want to. Quit picking on Opal.

Apparently, God thought this look was good for me. You got a problem with that? Your problem.

My splitlevelhead says; Did God approve the stench? Day off, laundry.

Opal could wear a helmet and I’d bet many of the things she brings down to toss Earl will remember as the things he loved most and take them back up.

Looks like you’ll be cleaning up there now, Opal!

haha this is kinda funny…..no….REALLY FUNNY! i like all of these mainly because when peope get old, they will most likely be acting like this!