The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 30, 2020

So he started right out being a loser.

Are either of them repentant?

He didn’t go with the "I haven’t been able to “perform” since my divorce…"

Not really. He got Gladys. Doesn’t he even read the strip?

Yeah, it was that golden tongue of yours.

If he’s dumb enough to want someone who marries for money, he is a loser.

Judging by the overbearing wife and mother-in-law he got, his technique needed work.

And mother Gargle,too ;(

And she and Mum have been getting their revenge ever since.

She mis heard. He said he’d been saving for years and she thought he meant money.

He lied to his wife???