Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 29, 2020

either Bob should return to guitar or should try a different musical instrument… hopefully something that doesn’t have strings like a jaw harp (twang, twang, twang)

“Foggy Mountain Breakdown”

A Jack Benny he isn’t….. or is he?

Can we rent Guitar Bob’s services. We need to clean out all fifty state capitols so that thery might get in some fresh air.

There’s more truth to that than might be apparent. Over the years, I’ve promoted any number of old-time stringband and bluegrass music concerts. When people get a chance to hear it, they really love it. HOWEVER, it’s generally happy, upbeat, good-time music which does NOT inspire people to drink. Consequently, there’s relatively few bars that will have it more than occasionally, if even then. Country-western and hard rock bars in particular will only present music that makes people want to drink.

When, o when will people dance to guitar Bob’s tunes?!

Gee, that wasn’t the reaction when Alabama dug out the fiddle…. (Mountain Music)

Hard to believe that Andy didn’t stay behind to finish off everyone’s beer.

The screech of his fiddle sounded worse than 10 wounded owls!

His attempt at playing the Baba O’Reilly middle didn’t come off too well.

Bob is the worst fiddler since Nero!

Thanks Bob you’ve saved us the bother of closing pub during lockdown, the policeman said, lol!