Tell your parents that you need a swimming pool so you can jump in wearing your clothes, swim around, then dry yourself in the sun, and never need to take another bath or wash your clothes again.
If I walked in and found the dirty laundry on the floor like that, the next mystery would be for him to figure out how his dirty clothes ended up in a box in the garage.
RussellRogerBe1 over 4 years ago
I prefer the Jack Reacher method.
M2MM over 4 years ago
It’s called a “mother.” :(
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m sure it’s because they didn’t have you around to guide them.
david_42 over 4 years ago
Not bricht Eisen
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Tell your parents that you need a swimming pool so you can jump in wearing your clothes, swim around, then dry yourself in the sun, and never need to take another bath or wash your clothes again.
car2ner over 4 years ago
If I walked in and found the dirty laundry on the floor like that, the next mystery would be for him to figure out how his dirty clothes ended up in a box in the garage.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
Well then, it’s just up to you to build a robot. And, if it looks just like you, you can call it “Toby or not Toby”… ☺
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ahh.. the ignorance/bliss of youth.. This is the awkward time.. your mother no longer does.. and you are not yet married when the little woman will.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Never let the boy watch an episode of “The Jetsons”. He is already disconnected from reality.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
They met you half way, they at least did the washing part so you don’t have pound them on rocks.
Now I wish they’re come up with a dryer that folds the clothes and put them away for you.