The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 06, 2020

I prefer the Jack Reacher method.

It’s called a “mother.” :(

I’m sure it’s because they didn’t have you around to guide them.

Not bricht Eisen

Tell your parents that you need a swimming pool so you can jump in wearing your clothes, swim around, then dry yourself in the sun, and never need to take another bath or wash your clothes again.

If I walked in and found the dirty laundry on the floor like that, the next mystery would be for him to figure out how his dirty clothes ended up in a box in the garage.

Well then, it’s just up to you to build a robot. And, if it looks just like you, you can call it “Toby or not Toby”… ☺

Ahh.. the ignorance/bliss of youth.. This is the awkward time.. your mother no longer does.. and you are not yet married when the little woman will.

Never let the boy watch an episode of “The Jetsons”. He is already disconnected from reality.

They met you half way, they at least did the washing part so you don’t have pound them on rocks.

Now I wish they’re come up with a dryer that folds the clothes and put them away for you.