Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 06, 2020

Proof that no good deed goes unpunished

“Yes Master.”

Geesh, the dog was just trying to help.

OMG I love this cat.

I was with the cat till it started making demands.

“Sorry, you should have thought of that BEFORE you decided to hide away…”

Dog walk away from this one now ! This cat is trouble ;-)

SAC — Society of Arboreal Cats

Another example of “Dogs have owners, cats have staff.”

Well, that is what dogs too best—fetch.

Dog to cat: Sure, just wait right here. Then never return.

Old lady: Please help, my cat can’t get down from the tree.

Fireman: No one has ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree, lady.

If cats had opposable thumbs they’d rule the world. The land anyway. Dolphins have dibs on the wet part.

There’s an old saying, “You never see the skeleton of a cat in a tree.” They ALWAYS get down. I’ve seen video of a cat jumping off a telephone pole and running away. However, they may want you to think they cannot get down for some manipulative purpose, as seen here.

Self isolating and self indulgent.

well, he is a retriever…

Sounds like heaven.

When discussing cats in trees I often point out that I have never seen a cat Skeleton in a tree.