Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 16, 2011

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    comicgos  over 13 years ago

    Clap, clap, clap!

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Never appreciate a true artiste…

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  over 13 years ago

    (throws a bunch of roses at him)

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    Yukoner  over 13 years ago

    It was the clapping that got him in trouble.

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    Elwoodman  over 13 years ago

    At least he’s eating mum’s food…

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    COWBOY7  over 13 years ago

    He deserved a pat on the back from Dad at least!

    G’Morning, Mike, Grog & Marg!

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    ^ no one would survive that decible.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    I’m surprise nothing else came out of Calvin’s mouth either during or after that belch.

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    Adam Sandler: The Early Years.

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    Puddleglum2  over 13 years ago

    Mom and Dad are in sync, but Hobbes might not be in sync with Calvin on his last panel comment. Philistines worship Dagon the fish god. See I Samuel 5 and 6

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    rentier  over 13 years ago

    Hobbes stands by Calvins side, whatever he is doing at all!

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    kpreethy  over 13 years ago

    encore encore,,,

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    runar  over 13 years ago

    You’d think parents would be immune to that sort of thing.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Unike other parents, Calvin’s parents don’t appreciate those kind of table manners. Coming to think of it, neither did mine.

    Good Morning, Marg, Mike & Lonewolf.

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    Muzition  over 13 years ago

    I think we all know someone with this kind of burping prowess.

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    mac47  over 13 years ago

    Youpi!!!

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    NE1956  over 13 years ago

    What did he do wrong? Not enough umf? Volume? Didn’t try hard enough? He could do better, granted, but I’d personally give Calvin a standing ovation on that one. It was on par with mine, and I’m not six years old.

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    pamlicorat  over 13 years ago

    There are some places that if you don’t burp the chef will attack you with a meatcleaver. That boy just can’t win.

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    florchi  over 13 years ago

    Calvin’s use of the word, PHILISTINES, makes this a strip I still remember from the day it ran for the first time.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Calvin, that burp will be appreciated when you are a teenager. Perhaps not by Mom.

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    twj0729  over 13 years ago

    One of my favorites!

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    aejb  over 13 years ago

    Personne ne comprends le rap de nos jours!

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    The giant that King David killed was a Philistine. Wonder if that is what he means?

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    legaleagle48  over 13 years ago

    Yes, Darkeforce and pamlicorat, that’s true – in the Orient. But Calvin is in the USA, where that kind of behavior is considered extremely rude, not to mention quite nauseating. I’m on Mom and Dad’s side here.

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    dsom8  over 13 years ago

    A little lower down, Lonewolf.

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    cleokaya  over 13 years ago

    At least Calvin burped when at home with his parents, instead of with them in a crowded restaurant.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Lol…that is funny…at least it wasn’t from the other end!

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    SonicWind  over 13 years ago

    Everybody’s a critic.

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    thirdguy  over 13 years ago

    If you chug a Dr. Pepper, you can burp twice as long and twice as loud!

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    LeslieAnne  over 13 years ago

    *legaleagle I live in the United States, and there are still some places in the United States that it is still acceptable to burp out loud, even at the dinner table!!! Of course the difference is that we do say “excuse me”

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Hmmm–to call what Calvin did an art is a rather liberal interpretation of the word–but then I don’t get lots of what contemporary “intelligensia” call art either. So maybe I’m a philistine too.

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    cosman  over 13 years ago
    BRAVO..!
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    LeslieAnne  over 13 years ago

    disclaimer… that’s not something my family does, but I know lots of families that do!!!!

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    lobkiller  over 13 years ago

    In China that’s a compliment to the chef!

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    Whitneyp Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Yeah but can he fart at the same time?

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    kab2rb  over 13 years ago

    My dad would do that and his brothers. My daughter does that and laughs her friend did that and had load burping contests. Her dad and I would tell her to stop. My hubby’s former sister-in-law(her husband, my hubby’s brother died of cancer) had strict table manners.

    What I have seen of some not all, since I don’t have time for all, no St. Patrick’s day honor.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    But it’s not St. Patrick’s Day until tomorrow…

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    ratlum  over 13 years ago

    Burp is a burp I dont think I consider it ok across the table from me. Stop making excuses for a rude little boy . I live in Canada, every were I have been its rude,of course using the English language we have EXCUSE ME.

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    agvarga  over 13 years ago

    MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE!!!! (Don’tcha just love that cross-eyed BUUURRRRPPP!!)

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    vzs1022  over 13 years ago

    Well, you feel much better afterwards. Yes, agvarga, it’s very satisfying.

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    unclelouie  over 13 years ago

    I agree with DarkForce, in other places, it is an insult if you don’t burp. It is a sign that you wholeheartedly enjoyed the meal. Maybe the clapping was a wee bit too much, but I really like this comic.

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    Rodney99  over 13 years ago

    Woke up the clowns in the balcony with THAT one!

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    khpage  over 13 years ago

    That was Calvin’s State of the Union address, which clearly, went totally unappreciated…

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    tintinmilou  over 13 years ago

    Dad needs to get some wraparounds. His glasses are always flying off….

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 13 years ago

    Eeeewwwwww, Calvin!!!!! While not the absolute worst thing I’ve ever seen him do (like, say, rolling the family’s car into a ditch), it certainly qualifies, by far, as one of the grossest, that’s for sure!!!!!

    Meanwhile, I don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse that I had already eaten dinner by the time I read this! Right now, it seems like a curse because I no longer feel as good as I did 5 minutes ago before I read this particular comic!!!!!

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    rgcviper  over 13 years ago

    I just LOVE the facial expressions in the first panel–Calvin in mid-belch, Mom in shock, Dad perhaps choking on a piece of food as his glasses fly off … classic! (The ones in the third panel are great, too.)

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    @GretchensMom, what about the time he tried to stab the escaping glop? Or the non-rice maggots in the soup? Or the stewed monkey heads?

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    Fogger_man  over 13 years ago

    More room out than in!

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    adubman  over 13 years ago

    Must be a chromosonal split: Mom & Dad are Philistines and Calvin is a Belchistine!

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    Bibleman2002  over 13 years ago

    Looks like Calvin’s mom and dad had commited Free Speech Treason by sending Calvin up to his room after that good burp

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