That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 22, 2020

Rose always kept the receipt in case she had to return something or someone.

“Okay, here’s the list of all the possible fathers of this baby.”

She used to sell gas, but that went down the toilet too.

“Yes! The cashier has an error and she didn’t charge me for the baby’s diapers.”

Apples were SO on the list … see?

Oh, him? I found him in the paper goods aisle. Apparently someone couldn’t deal with cloth diapers any more.

Tip the restroom attendant.

A surprisingly small CVS receipt.

He’s a bright child, but I wish he wouldn’t read over my shoulder..

Rose had a monkey on her back, driving her to gorge on apples to the point that she is starting to resemble an apple herself.

The little devil on Rose’s shoulder kept whispering “Yes, keep the apples. If the cashier forgot to ring them up, that’s their fault, not yours. Shopping us a contest, and you just scored a point.”

The list the queen gave her of the people to deliver the poisoned apples to.

“I have a little list, I have a little list..” (Gilbert & Sullivan)

Because your kiss, your kiss is on my list….

Should be calling them Corona Pirates.

Food shopping’s an onerous task/ and I’m really reluctant to ask/ but in times such as these/ with this dreadful disease/ WHY isn’t she wearing a mask?

One day as she sat at her reference desk in the empty library, Rose had an epiphany. At last!—This time a “get rich quick” scheme that couldn’t fail! She would cut pages from the tax code volumes and sell them door-to-door as toilet paper. Sure, the strips might be a little scratchy, but the best part was: No one would ever miss the tax code!

Hey, Mom, you forgot to put diapers on the list.

♫ ♪♪♫ LADY OF SPAIN I ADORE YOUUUUU huh?… whadaya mean, you’re Irish?

The Ballad Seller: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_Ballad_Seller_by_Daniel_Maclise,_1858.jpg 

has info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/maclise_daniel.html 

http://www.english.emory.edu/classes/Shakespeare_Illustrated/Maclise.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/m/maclise/biograph.html 

https://www.wilnitsky.com/scripts/redgallery1.dll/details?No=42766 

http://www.askaboutireland.ie/reading-room/arts-literature/art-artists/daniel-maclise-%281806-1870/ 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/14138525/daniel-maclise 

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Daniel_Maclise/11050930/Daniel_Maclise.aspx 

http://www.avictorian.com/Maclise_Daniel.html 

https://www.nationalgallery.ie/art-and-artists/highlights-collection/daniel-maclise-1806-1870 

https://crawfordartgallery.ie/daniel-maclise-1806-1870-romancing-the-past/ 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/maclise/index.html 

https://prabook.com/web/daniel.maclise/3729038 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Firdays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/02/19?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment and reply is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 13 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2433 (April 21, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Reminds me of the woman my wife had to deal with at the Busbahnhof in Vienna about fifteen years ago, only that one was old and ugly and a lot stingier with the TP.

Today’s list of Lies, Misstatements, Errors of Facts, and Gibberish from the White House. Item 1 – 5:15 a.m. . . .

No, it’s a catchy tune, really! It’s only the first verse that puts him to sleep.

Don’t tell me you got that size by only eating apples.

Roselia checks her supply of condoms, so she won’t had another kid like the one attached to her back.

Red Riding hood – who actually had followed the directions she had been given.