Monty by Jim Meddick for May 08, 2020

Abstract Romanticism.

Does Gisele have a paddle in her hand?

Please, don’t show us that painting.

Will we get to see the painting when it is finished? Probably not such a good idea.

And there’s Tom Brady, the QB of the football team getting ready to beat the crap out of you.

I have had that dream more than once. How odd to be in class with the school year almost over and feel you have done zero work so far.

Monty Holmes!!!

Had similar dreams many times about having a test and not being prepared…and I’m retired!

So is that a pencil in his hand in the picture, or is he just happy to see her?

Actually, if he can paint a recognizable Gisele Bundchen, he’s a good artist. Which I somehow don’t believe.

She spanked him with a copy of Montahue magazine that had his picture on the cover.

More like fantasy…

Spank you very much

My class attendance in college was, let us say, spotty at best. I had more than one experience when I’d walk into the final exam and the prof would look at me strangely, since he hadn’t seen me since the first few days of the semester. So taking a final exam without the expected amount of preparation is something I’ve actually lived thru and easily survived, and it holds no terrors for me, in nightmares or waking life, kind of like attaining immunity thru exposure to the real thing.

Monty, that’s not Surrealism. That’s your porno dream!

He’s that good an artist?