Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 13, 2020

If you hang it the other way, they can’t do that.

With hoarding in effect, a roll of toilet paper is hundreds of dollars worth of cat toys.

Punch the ‘rewind’ button.

That was also hundreds of dollars worth of Toilet Paper, so we’re even.

Welcome to cat ownership.

Remember renting video’s at the local Video store? “Be Kind. Rewind”.

I have several expensive car scratchers, she prefers door jams.

Yeah, but you threw away the boxes.

You can get hundreds of dollars worth of toys or one cardboard box.

This is why our bathroom doors were closed when we had cats.

Just put out some Empty Boxes and the cats will be Quite Happy ! :-)

Wally’s not doing his job.

Yeah. One of them right there, these days!

If you get rid of the cat, it won’t happen again.

Our cat has NEVER played with the TP and he’s 10 years old.