Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 15, 2020

Guess Norman was one of those kids that kept being pushed up to the next level in school regardless of his learning anything. How the heck he got into college is beyond me.

At least Ralph didn’t say “On the rocks.”

Ralph should have remembered the old saying “If you want something done right, do it yourself!”

Normie is NOT the sharpest tool in the shed, is he??

As Foghorn Leghorn would say: “That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball!”

Social promotion is stupid. Is the USA the only major nation-state that does it?

I think Norman meant: As easily as I could. Kevin should lead the way with good grammar.

Nice boy, but he doesn’t know a thing.

Actually, the drink should be poured over the ice. This will cool the drink quicker and reduce the problem of potential overflow. Physics rule all aspects of life, the universe, and everything.

I can’t even imagine what he might of got if Ralph asked for it ‘neat’.

I never put ice in my drinks. I don’t have an ice maker in my freezer and no ice cube trays. I have ice packs for injuries.

I use to say light ice. I wonder what Norman would have done with that.