WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 04, 2020

I have zero sympathy.

Haha! The cat is already quite upset with him.

Cat is plotting to pull a “Get Fuzzy” & get him jammed into the trash Shute!

It’s more likely they see you and assume you’re just like them: an unemployed millennial working on his dating profile.

He shouldn’t be wasting all the tissues. He may need them for other uses.

The cure may be worse than the disease

Disgusted…..whining gets on the nerves….

And yes, I know a couple of people like this. Not that they’d ever admit to it. Or would be very offended if you suggested as much.

Can\t be all that bad.. his plant is still alive.

Cries the king of the drama queens.

carp writer. No man bun, no flannel shirt. He’s not going to impress anyone.

What is he going to do when his “hip coffee shop” (among other businesses) never reopens?

Available soon on fanfiction.net.